Body Of Water jokes
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
What did the fish say when he got to the dam?
"Dam water."
"Dam!"
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.
American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.