What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
