Body Of Water jokes
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
Look - it's the lake of whiz!!!
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
What did the fish say when he got to the dam?
"Dam water."
"Dam!"