Blueprint jokes

Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.

I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?

A: Blue cheese.

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.