Blueberry jokes
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
Blue Takis?
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"
Community talk
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more
Conversion with younger me ( 6 year old vs 14 year old )
6 year old me: " Do I like to play with lego " 14 year old me: " yes I love to build legos ". 6 year old me " Do I still love Rudolph the red nose rein-deer ". : 14 year old me: " Love it still that movie never gets old ". 6 year old me " Do u still play with barbie dolls " 14 year old me: " No not no more ;-; " 6 year old me: " Do you still have blueberry your blue pitbull " 14 year old me: " No she died last week after we got our new puppy ".
This is the end of part 1 let me know if you want me to do a part 2. Comment below please :D