What is blue but smells like red paint? - Blue paint
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck
hi guys I'm back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
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