Blonde jokes
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
All dumbs aren't blonde.
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are robbing a bank. The police are soon after them, so they hide in a bunch of barrels.
The police arrive and search the area. They come over to the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it. The brunette says, "Woof."
"Oh, it's just a dog," says the police officer, and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. The redhead says, "Meow."
"Oh, it's just a cat," says the officer, then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden. The blonde says, "Potato."
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
Three blondes were walking on a path. The first blonde said, “Hey, look, there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way, those are totally duck tracks.” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh, those are...” Then they got hit by a train.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
Legally Blonde.
Blondies.
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.
"I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."
The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End