Blonde Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

School

that one basic white bitch in school

The image shows a young, blonde woman wearing a yellow sweater, jean shorts, and pink sandals. She is holding a large, colorful drink with a straw. She stands outside on a stone path, with grass and small trees and bushes behind her. The text above the picture reads: "There's 50 of these basic white girls at school. Visual example below. And the other day I heard one of them say to another: 'Oh My GoSh, Ya, YoU do lOOk mExIcAn' keep in mind they are the most basic, white, blonde, girls you have ever seen. I almost started laughing."

Jokes

Helicopter

A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."

Corner

Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?

Because it's 90 degrees.

Mosquito

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.