Blockbuster jokes

Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?

Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.

I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."

The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.

Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)

Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.

I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.

Two orphans fighting in the rain.

Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?

A. Spiderman: No Way Home.