Blockbuster jokes
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.