Block jokes

Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.

My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."

What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?

They both make vegetables.

"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."

Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD