Blind girl jokes
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.