Blind girl jokes

What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.

How did the blind girl get a date?

She said it was love at first sight.

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.

It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repeatedly told him to look where he was going.