Black Comedy jokes
Did you hear about the new sex doll they've invented for Muslims?
It blows itself up!!
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
Community talk
I see all you kids saying "omg it's so quiet it's so boring." Well I'll tell you why. This is a website predominantly for sharing offensive jokes and black comedy that would be banned elsewhere. This isn't supposed to be a chatroom or your personal blog.