Black Comedy jokes

Did you hear about the new sex doll they've invented for Muslims?

It blows itself up!!

Black comedy name week:

Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday

An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."

I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?

In an explosion.

They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.

These gags are killing me!

What's black and white and red all over?

A massacre at a funeral.

There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.