(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
Whats the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
POV: your at school and you just enjoy your day. Now once you found a bully and he said “i will burn you in fire” then u just punched him Out the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage but you took off his cloths and even underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after
A girl had black hair also i threw rubbish at to realise she wasnt a bin
What do you call a Indian going through the bins ??
RUMAJINGG
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Secret code that bin laden sent to Obama but couldn't deceifer ! ! It was eloHssA OllEH !!🤪🤣😷😷😷🤪🤪🤪😝😛😛😛🍺🍺🍺👍👍👍🤪🤪🤪
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
So I was playing on my phone and my mom said to go and take the trash out so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said”mom told me to” and when I came back in my mom said not to do that every again but then I told her that she says not to lie so I was doing the right thing👍
ICH BIN GOTT
Whats the difference to A komikaze an bin ladin binLadin survived wen he went into a building i have aids
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but.
Bin there done that
Bully: Ur Gay
Me: IM STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN
Bully: * runs away and hears crash*
What's worse than finding 1 dead baby in a bin? Finding 1 dead baby in 5 bins.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa, one stops at the top of the skyscraper.
Whats tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan.
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked "where are you going"
He said "Camp Bin Laden"
I asked "what do they do there"
He answered "they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts."
I asked "what do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said "see this towel on my head" I nodded "I made it out of boxer jokes"
