Bigness jokes
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
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It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."