Bigness jokes
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.