Beta jokes

What do you call AG?

A beta male.

Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.

Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.

No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?

Hey, what do you call a beta simp?

You call me the beta simp.

Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

Why can't I get a girlfriend?

Because I'm a beta male simp.

The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.

Is your tap water running well?

Beta, go catch it!

Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.

This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).

Fortnite Android Beta

What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.

But if you're vegan, you call him food.

If you're poor, you eat the skin.