Beep boop jokes

Stephen Hawking

Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.

What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.

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What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards.

What kind of bees make milk?

BooBees.

What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Beep boop bop beep!