Bed jokesAdd jokeBestNewestWifeAnonymous · 12 years agoWhat did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?"Wait, I can explain everything!"MorningAnonymous · 12 years agoWhat is the second hardest thing in the morning?Getting up.PreviousNext1…1617181920Sleep jokesRest jokesFurniture jokesRoom jokesPillow jokesMorbid jokesAll categories
WifeAnonymous · 12 years agoWhat did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?"Wait, I can explain everything!"
