Bed

Bed Jokes

Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.

The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

"Wait, I can explain everything!"