Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy "What's going on here!?" He exclaims. The wife replies "See, I told you he was stupid."
Why did the midget not go to bed? He couldnt reach the bed
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
but it's pasture bed time.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bed time."
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
