mom, what happens if you swear at a church? well honey a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and numb chucks will beat you
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it
My wife told me to hang her the salt so I beat the shit out of her. My names Kyle btw
If you are a bully at a school when you get home find a orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop?đđ
whats a child abusers favorite song
JUST BEAT ITT
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
What did micheal Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
âJust beat it! Just beat it!â
Whatâs the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend? I beat both of them.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane
why does aaron chug beer on a wednesday? because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. Im talkin ketchup. My nlgga mustard on that BEAT!
why does aaron like men? because his dad beats him
Do you know what all it takes to beat cancer Heartbeat
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents. " Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white." The mother rushes the boy to the hospital while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm. "How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" He exclaims. The wife looks up at him. "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection."
What do you do when your bored
Beat up an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
What does a bear beat off with? His bear hands
When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer
What did michael jackson say to the kid on his lap? Just beat it, just beat it
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groupsđ - 13th in the leagueđ±
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the leagueđ - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL đ»
Who's supposed to be the goat??
