Beat drop jokes

"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"

Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.

Dear Hearing People,

We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.

Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?

The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?

The feather.

The rope stopped the kid.

A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?

The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.

What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.