Beat drop jokes
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain鈥檛 dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 馃挕 awareness that we can understand you 馃挴 meanwhile we laugh at you 馃ぁ We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 馃憞 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L馃憖k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 馃懟 I promise we ain鈥檛 ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
The feather.
The rope stopped the kid.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.