An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
