Beacuse jokes

Makeup

You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.

Jenga

An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"

And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"

"Why?" says the bully.

"Because you haven't got a tower."

Chicken

Why would the chicken not cross the road?

Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)

Adoption

How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!

School

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)