Batman

Batman Jokes

Orphan

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."

Orphan

Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?

He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.

Orphan

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.

Password

*Enter password*

"ScoobyDoo"

"Password must contain special character."

"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"

Man

What do Batman and a Black man have in common?

Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.

Orphan

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

Dad

Batman: I’m vengeance.

Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.

Batman: ...

Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.

Alley

Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?

A. Batman's parents.

Orphan

What did one orphan say to another orphan?

"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"

Orphan

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

Orphan

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?

Two family reunions!