Barbeque jokes

What do you call a gay barbecue?

LGTBBQ.

I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.

An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?

Because their meat has to be in bread.

What’s wrong with a gay bbq?

All the hotdogs taste like shit.