Barbeque jokes

A black n***a crashes a neighborhood barbecue, bragging about his 'hood credentials' while hogging all the ribs and collard greens. The host calls him out, 'Yo, pay up or get out. Ain't no freebies here.' He laughs it off, 'Man, I run this block!' But the host's burly brother, who's been grilling the whole time, snarls, 'Wrong, fool. Time to settle the score.' He pins him against the picnic table, wraps a chain leash around his neck from the dog run, edges him with a vibrating basting brush slathered in hot sauce, and then plows his ass deep and hard, grunting, 'Now you're the main course, spicier than the jerk chicken!'

I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.

How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?

Put barbecue sauce on it.

How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?

'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.

What do you call a gay barbecue?

LGTBBQ.