What is the sun’s favourite chocolate bar? The milky way!

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar… just kidding :))

An orphan walks into a bar and the bar man says.”what are you doing here you need parent’s permission!” “Oh No who will I ask?” The orphan says

Where do keyboards go to have dinner? The space bar!!!

Stefen Hawking walked in a bar…

Just kidding.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop “Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar…

Why did the catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole? because someone asked him what would he do for a klondike bar

If you give a prostitute money you will go to jail but if you give a prostitute a klondike bar you will not go to jail I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ''Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’

Dog walks into a bar & say’s I’m lookn for the man who shot my paw.

A red head, a dark haired, and blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun! The blonde states " I agree let’s leave at night "!

A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.

A Grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter…The Bartender looked at him and said, “We have a drink named after you”. The Grasshopper replied, “Who names a drink Steve?”

A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says “Bartender, I want to buy that douche bag a drink”. The bartender says “You can’t talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I’m going to throw you out!”. The drunk says “Okay, I’m sorry. I’d like to buy the lady a drink”. The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says “The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?”. She says “Vinegar and water”

A baby seal walks into a club…

Dog walks into a bar… & Sez to bartender . I’m looking for the man who shot my paw…

A nucleus walked into a bar, he asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”

Logic fire bars in fottntoe sped up to sound like he chipmmumnun like Alvin and Simoen ans z Theode :)

Stephanie

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