Balloon jokes
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!
Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?
I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf
My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!