Ballgame jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

because they'll never make it home.

Why did the orphan join the baseball team?

Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.

Why can't the orphan play baseball?

Because he does not know where home is.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

At baseball practice...

"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"

"No, but I got two right here."