If I have ligma and you have ligma, how abt you ligma balls 😏 (it’s all abt how you pronounce the end)
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in com ́n. They both are eating balls.
why do balls be hairy,cause they stinky
Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you Penaldo for almost killing me!
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more
its not funny i know
penis balls cum <3
litttle johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick myu trobbing knob
A basketball player walks into a strip club:Hi I heard I could bounce some balls here?
jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way dr squatch will heal the itch and know it goes away hey
Amelia is hotter then my mum 696969696
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
I was walking down main street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get a my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, expeciy when your a furry."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? because he had no balls to do it
Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, "mommy mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, daddy came in with the lady next door and they started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off daddy's clothes and daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of daddy and started...". The mother cuts him off and says "just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me." Couple hours later the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face shouting "I'm leaving you... Go ahead Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier." Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. "Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door and you both started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off your clothes and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing mom did with uncle joe last summer."
I made this game called ligma say it ''ligma'' lick ma balls
CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JALLS
balls in jack, jack has balls in his mouth.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls? “I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class so the teacher told him do you know what happens when you don't pay attention. Little Johnny said no what. She answered, the principals office. Then little Jhonny said hey teach do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin? The teacher answered, no what. You have a D!ck in your mouth.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles there balls
