Ball Game jokes

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They don't have a home plate.

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?

Because no one misses them.

What is baseball?

What do you call ball drama?

Pacman 200 balls

What games do bats like to play at recess?

Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.

But then why do boys want to? Oh...

The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.