Ball Game jokes

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?

Because no one misses them.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They don't have a home plate.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.