Baked beans jokes

What do you call high Mexicans?

Baked beans ;)

You're as tall as a giraffe.

Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!

Two baked beans traveled around Australia.

They both ended up in Cairns.

We must start a propaganda for baked beans.

Beans

I can't stop thinking about those beans.

Beans and toast.

Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.