Baked beans jokes
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Beans
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?