Baked beans jokes

Two baked beans traveled around Australia.

They both ended up in Cairns.

We must start a propaganda for baked beans.

What do you call high Mexicans?

Baked beans ;)

You're as tall as a giraffe.

Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!

What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?

They both have barcodes.

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

What do you call a Mexican Baptism?

Bean Dip.

A vampire goes to the bakery.

Vampire: "One bun, please."

Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"

Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."

My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter