Bad day jokes
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police.
And he wound up in prison.
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
This is a bad day for me.
Today was a bad day. First, my ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver.
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
I always talk to my taco before I eat it.
One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!