Bad boys jokes

Priest

39 views · Calciumcannons22 · 3 years ago

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

Punishment

1 view · Anonymous · 7 years ago

You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!

Girlfriend

10 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

A side-by-side comparison of a girlfriend and a Keetongu figure, listing their attributes in table form. The girlfriend is described as being pretty but not always, knows makeup, will choose a bad boy, can break your heart, forces you to choose between her and friend, and is a weak fighter that needs protection. Keetongu is described as beautiful, with a symmetric shape, knows every kind of poison, will distinguish good and evil, will always protect with an absorbing shield, will help you save your friend, and can crush Sidorak with his bare hands.

Bad boys memes

Girlfriend

1 view · Anonymous · 6 years ago

What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?

A girlfriend likes a bad boy.

Chris Brown

432 views · Antonio Defibaugh · 7 years ago

What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?

Santa stops at 3 hoes.

Incest

1819 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.

Reason

38 views · Anonymous · 5 years ago

The reason that girls are not allowed in boys' treehouses is because girls can't keep their mouths shut about boys taking turns sucking each other's hotdogs.