Bad boys jokes
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.
The reason that girls are not allowed in boys' treehouses is because girls can't keep their mouths shut about boys taking turns sucking each other's hotdogs.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
