Bad boys jokes

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!

What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?

A girlfriend likes a bad boy.

My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.