Baby blender jokes
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
What's white, red, and screams a lot?
A baby in a blender.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
What does a baby in a blender look like? I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.