Away trip jokes

Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?

No, because they already are on one.

Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.

Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!

The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.

EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.

Should we go to America for treatment?

We stayed in Essen and then left.

Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!

Bob Weir: Where are you going?

Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈

So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."