Away trip jokes

Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.

Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?

No, because they already are on one.

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

During a phone call:

"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"

"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."

The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?

A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."

Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."