Avian jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Memes
An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."
Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?
Really?
Well, the one I fucked did.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?
For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.