Aves jokes
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?
Really?
Well, the one I fucked did.
Memes
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?
For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.