Legit KMS News

uhhhh

i

MY abcdef after f key doesn't work

rip

Bro is speaking the language of ectasy

and my abcdef the on after the f after the one after f dosnet work

uhhhh

but what's the news?

one next to the one after f

wdym

I'm js bored

talk to me

u said that u had news

no?

I ave nwae

nwea

testin

ohhh

.

newa

news

brb

nwea

I fucking hate tht site

I needs to do

I need to get 221

least it ain't star tho

on nwea

pfft

I like to read The Daily Rappening

looooouzzzer

et Ali on

aeli

eli

woof

fap fap fap

y

*Rap rap rap

wat

ewewew

real

fap fapfap is better

Rap is YUMMIER

sit bro tts my word

yummy

yum

yummymymyy

i fap to ethan

😋

I don’t need to FAP because I get oodles of pussy on the daily

doubt

fr

wasnt jake banning him everyday or sum?

I could send pics

But it’s against the RULES… so i’d have to do it somewhere else

HUHHH

from the internet?

lolz

From my bedroom

mk buddy

HE A D

Stick my massive microphone into her ass

Sup WADE

Wsg RB

real

hi slut

Hi Child Stroker

wades my cumslut

sure

Can confirm

no me

please

he used to be my slut

call me a slut

please

no

🙏

no

pleasepleasepleaseplease

Kill yourself

I no longer have hands to touch my balls, I am now just a hear

ur not a slut

*head

ples

nuh uh

You’re not a slut because nobody wants you

nyet

ill touch your balls

non

nada

nien

Thank you

no

PLEASE

ILL PAY UYOU

12 year old slut is crazy

bro one time i got hard while we were reading the anne frank play script in english

yes

Someone quote this ^^

Pffftt, your baby carrot isn’t big enough to get hard

I love being cled a slt

slut

or wore

there's a play for it? 😭

For sluts? Or Anne Frank?

hi super large telescope

It’s official, Charlie is a telescope

fuck

im getting horny

. . .

WAT

I have a MASSIVE telescope in my pants

If my head was attached to my body, you’d see my boner

WAT

TF

I like telescopes. a lot

STAY FOCUSED BROTHER

Bro is hanging around the playground again

REJECT WOMEN! EMBRACE MAGNETISM

I'm a telescope

black people

they really like fried chicken

black people

I needa pay attention to tis

in the crib they always kickin

to tits?

no

to my test

STAY FOCUSED, IGNORE THE TELESCOPE COSMO

real diggas

fr

hell no

Ethan I can’t touch my balls anymore, I’m just a head

what

the

fuck

SHE IS A 12 YEAR OLD TELESCOPE, REMEMBER THE WAYS OF THE FUCK MY FORMER PADWAN, THERE ARE LIMITS

Bro needs a telescope to see the tiny dicks of his victims

wtf

ELI

Eli WSGGG

u ave SM to catch upon

LIKE

Alot

she's 13

or so

SAME THING

um

not really

12 YEAR OLD TELESCOPE SEX IS CRAZY BRO

cosmoill me a telescope 4 u

STAY FOCUSED BRUVER

jk

buddy whattttttttt

I like someone

DO NOT GIVE IN TO THE TELESCOPE

elielieli

i already got my own telescope

Takes a TELESCOPE to see his brain

I ave. alot

et unrounded

Don’t question it, you’ll lose brain cells

i already have being here

AYEEE dipshit wsp

not yet

Me too bro, me too

):

yea but like

we NEED Tot talk

RUN ELI SAVE YOURSELF

wade no

smthin is oin on at scool

REJECT WOMEN! EMBRACE MAGNETISM!

Your sausage fingers growing too fat to type

I'm ded

wat

do dip

has chxl seen ur face yet?

not Abt tt

I am also dead, I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a talkin' head A zombie floatin' But I got your mom deep-throatin'

who?

no some keys are broken

who?

no

fair

geeeeeeeey

oh

TRISTIAN fr

I u

wat

RAPBOAT AWCKNOWLGE MY RAPPING SKILLS

tristian is in my clas rn he a little odd

eli

et unrounded

What if I’m black but 3% white?

what?

my kaey after f dosent work

nd my key two after f dosent work

nor dose backspace

u are not black

in anyway

bro I have a closer chance to being black

then u are lmao

??

Only one way to settle this

how

Glock measuring contest

SOME OF MY KEYS DONT WORK

I'mma show u my BBG

Behold my massive glock

hey

and wht were you tryna say tho

et undrounded

Brooo where u been bruv u haven’t been on for a while

my turn.

Mine is too big for a photo

You can’t beat my glock

i used to beat it

wanna bet>>?

and you mr, can suck my co-

I'll beat it all I want

Bet

Glock 45 extendo clip , with a light

Yes I do

WOOOOOHHH THAT A BIG GLOCK

I won this

Not yet

. . .

wat

My Glock is longer

te

fuck6

6

idk im tired

I love wades Glock

*ungh* Yes daddy!

alr my turn again.

thats not even a glock

Bet

dont do that shi

thats gay

woof

rtard no flying fucking shit dumbass

You can’t beat my Glock Ethan

I can suck it tho

Glock 1000 , extendo 45 cock rounds , light , and a few nike workers

Ok ok ok I see you

ew, the tip looks too thin

Glock 3000, TRIPLE KILL THREAT! Big, long, and WHITE

my glock is better trust

its got some black in it

IMPOSSIBLE

nope

yu

it just has a switch

wat

tf

Mine is better

yes

...

bro

tht is js drakes left nut

tf?

I HAVE TWO OF THEM

crazy bro scavanged

Admit it, my Glock is bigget

now for the best Glock.

bye

wades is better btw

god's Glock.

fuck glocks my USP .45 is better

WE GOT A WINNER

do we tho>?

Ethan I think Eli won

nope.

BOUNNNNN

IMPOSSIBLE

I still won , also not gay

Nuh uh mine is better

What

nope

ain't getting caught lacking again

I'm un doxxable

nuh uh

how

I litearly put my address on here bro

also I'm off probation

SOOOO like

pull up

bro

oh dqmn nvm

Ethan ima make u a pfp and u have to use it since u lost the bet k? Cool

It’s not gay I swear

alr ig

A or B

both

uh

Gotta choos 1

Actually here

Actually wait I gotta add something

I didn't see it.....

mb watching vis

back now so like...

hi

hi kris

hi lav

lavi wavi

Wsg Kris

krissy pissy

hi ingen

hi ethy wethy

.

Hey

HEY I THOUGHT THT WAS MY NICK NAME U NIGKER

Wsg Ethan

bro this uncrustable is so goof

good

wsp brota frm anada motha

ethan 3 and edgar

wsp bro from another hoe

That's crazy

im so hungy

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-youve-gone-weeks-without-having-the-1-877-kars-4-kids-jingle-stuck-in-your-head-great-job-keep-it-up

(:<

That song sucks

ur autistic

yeah

WADE U CLIT RESPOND

Me too, I forgot to eat breakfast

1877 cars for kids

whats up

1877 cars for kidsssss

Wsg

hey guys how are you

?

Wsg Cupcake

anfsdnfjiadngijndgi

noooooo

im not autistic

wsp

hi cupcake

my dick itches so much

false

and im really hungry

u packin -100

bro im not even joking

yknow how like

you get stuck to your leg

...

eh

gtg

YES

Bye bye Ethan!

FFS I FUCKING HATE IT

AND WHEN UR IN GYM W GYM SHORTS

cya ethan

BUT U CAN TELL UR PACKIN WHEN UR NOT BONED

hi cosmo hru

its like that but im soft and my d is stuck to my sack and my sad is stuck to my thights

Why do you guys talk about these things...

bro one time i jerked off with my friend

hes packing

Why did you do that?

lmao

because

??/

i can

....True

i mean I do not have a dick but I wish I did

💀

what going on here ?

come on let a girl dream

I have zero idea

its not just a feminine urge

,'olkK;l'P k'u/hip" P

u'

]

i

kp' i'i'p

piu'

i

p''i

bad kris

oh

hey blackie

i dont know where the colored site is

but this sure as hell aint it

darkie

💀

woman?

What?

hi miku

hey hey

those are real?

u said y u guys talk abo this stuff

like ur not a guy bru

im not lol

im a bitch

Talkin too ingenious rn

?

Bruh I'm a dude, I just don't talk about the things I do *cough* sexually online

NOT THE TAMPON

bro I didn't say I beat I js aid..........

tht the issues when packin

It's whatever

mhm................

#ingeniousnotarealmanconfirmed

its an offering to you

Bro I'm not a girl V

💀

cool ur one of dem transies

Im the only girl here rn ....unless someone is lying

Naw I'm a dude'

anit you a boy

can confirm

ayo?

can confirm?

u seen a dik?

I have a coinslot XD

ingenious slid dickpicks too Leo?

She means we've been on call together and she knows what I look like 💀

so do I bro

:)

Uh no

soooo who here is also in class rn

md

me

IM GONNA CUM

what class?

im in school rn

Me

oof

same im working on a essay

rip

I have to write a 20-page report for English class and it's due tommorow and I've only written ten pages, I'm gonna kill myself 💀

ngl who has twitter

actually

20 pages?

.....oh shit

I have it but I don't use it

PFFFFFFFF

chatgpt it

imagine

hi madi

frfr

Hi cosmo

WELL ACTUALLY I HAVE X THE COMPANY BOUGHT BY ELON MUSK🤓🤓🤓🤓

lol

no I don't have x or twitter I've seen stuff.

i don't really believe in chatgpting papers, but this is a last case scenario

I'm in this crazy AP class

half of my fyp is gore.... :X

Wsg Madi

my school is beyond advanced. yet we have almost no homework

I accidentally landed myself on self-harm twitter pages on a dare

ah that side is crazy

IT WAS SO INSANE 💀

...

I saw a beheading of a child on x

...

HI INGENIOUS

ive seen cp.

HOW ARE THOSE BROKEN LEGS

fucking dm'd on a bot acc

smh

twitter is... very messed up

omg same

I've seen it too accidentally

Hello