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  • MY abcdef after f key doesn't work

    Bro is speaking the language of ectasy

    and my abcdef the on after the f after the one after f dosnet work

    one next to the one after f

    Anonymous

    news

    I like to read The Daily Rappening

    Kristianβ€½

    fap fap fap

    *Rap rap rap

    RapBoat

    *Rap rap rap

    ewewew

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    I don’t need to FAP because I get oodles of pussy on the daily

    Anonymous

    doubt

    I could send pics

    But it’s against the RULES… so i’d have to do it somewhere else

    RapBoat

    I could send pics

    from the internet?

    Anonymous

    from the internet?

    From my bedroom

    HE A D

    Stick my massive microphone into her ass

    Wsg RB

    Hi Child Stroker

    Can confirm

    Anonymous

    call me a slut

    Kill yourself

    I no longer have hands to touch my balls, I am now just a hear

    *head

    Anonymous

    ur not a slut

    ples

    You’re not a slut because nobody wants you

    Wade

    I no longer have hands to touch my balls, I am now just a hear

    ill touch your balls

    Kristianβ€½

    ill touch your balls

    Thank you

    12 year old slut is crazy

    bro one time i got hard while we were reading the anne frank play script in english

    Wade

    12 year old slut is crazy

    yes

    Wade

    12 year old slut is crazy

    Someone quote this ^^

    Kristianβ€½

    bro one time i got hard while we were reading the anne frank play script in english

    Pffftt, your baby carrot isn’t big enough to get hard

    there's a play for it? 😭

    For sluts? Or Anne Frank?

    Anonymous

    I love being cled a slt

    hi super large telescope

    It’s official, Charlie is a telescope

    Anonymous

    hi super large telescope

    . . .

    I have a MASSIVE telescope in my pants

    If my head was attached to my body, you’d see my boner

    Anonymous

    im getting horny

    WAT

    STAY FOCUSED BROTHER

    Anonymous

    im getting horny

    Bro is hanging around the playground again

    REJECT WOMEN! EMBRACE MAGNETISM

    Anonymous

    I like telescopes. a lot

    I'm a telescope

    I needa pay attention to tis

    STAY FOCUSED, IGNORE THE TELESCOPE COSMO

    Wade

    STAY FOCUSED, IGNORE THE TELESCOPE COSMO

    hell no

    Ethan I can’t touch my balls anymore, I’m just a head

    Anonymous

    hell no

    SHE IS A 12 YEAR OLD TELESCOPE, REMEMBER THE WAYS OF THE FUCK MY FORMER PADWAN, THERE ARE LIMITS

    Anonymous

    hell no

    Bro needs a telescope to see the tiny dicks of his victims

    Eli WSGGG

    Wade

    SHE IS A 12 YEAR OLD TELESCOPE, REMEMBER THE WAYS OF THE FUCK MY FORMER PADWAN, THERE ARE LIMITS

    she's 13

    Anonymous

    she's 13

    SAME THING

    12 YEAR OLD TELESCOPE SEX IS CRAZY BRO

    cosmoill me a telescope 4 u

    STAY FOCUSED BRUVER

    DO NOT GIVE IN TO THE TELESCOPE

    DIPSHIT ON ALT

    buddy whattttttttt

    elielieli

    i already got my own telescope

    Anonymous

    cosmoill me a telescope 4 u

    Takes a TELESCOPE to see his brain

    Anonymous

    elielieli

    I ave. alot

    DIPSHIT ON ALT

    buddy whattttttttt

    Don’t question it, you’ll lose brain cells

    DIPSHIT ON ALT

    i already have being here

    Me too bro, me too

    RUN ELI SAVE YOURSELF

    smthin is oin on at scool

    REJECT WOMEN! EMBRACE MAGNETISM!

    Anonymous

    smthin is oin on at scool

    Your sausage fingers growing too fat to type

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    Wade

    REJECT WOMEN! EMBRACE MAGNETISM!

    not Abt tt

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    I'm ded

    I am also dead, I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a talkin' head A zombie floatin' But I got your mom deep-throatin'

    RapBoat

    Your sausage fingers growing too fat to type

    no some keys are broken

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    has chxl seen ur face yet?

    who?

    RAPBOAT AWCKNOWLGE MY RAPPING SKILLS

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    TRISTIAN fr

    What if I’m black but 3% white?

    my kaey after f dosent work

    nd my key two after f dosent work

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    then u are lmao

    Only one way to settle this

    Glock measuring contest

    SOME OF MY KEYS DONT WORK

    Wade

    Glock measuring contest

    I'mma show u my BBG

    Behold my massive glock

    Anonymous

    SOME OF MY KEYS DONT WORK

    and wht were you tryna say tho

    DIPSHIT ON ALT

    and wht were you tryna say tho

    Brooo where u been bruv u haven’t been on for a while

    Wade

    Behold my massive glock

    Mine is too big for a photo

    You can’t beat my glock

    Wade

    You can’t beat my glock

    and you mr, can suck my co-

    Wade

    You can’t beat my glock

    I'll beat it all I want

    DIPSHIT ON ALT

    and you mr, can suck my co-

    Bet

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    wanna bet>>?

    Yes I do

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Glock 45 extendo clip , with a light

    WOOOOOHHH THAT A BIG GLOCK

    Not yet

    DIPSHIT ON ALT

    and you mr, can suck my co-

    . . .

    My Glock is longer

    Wade

    My Glock is longer

    *ungh* Yes daddy!

    You can’t beat my Glock Ethan

    Ok ok ok I see you

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Glock 1000 , extendo 45 cock rounds , light , and a few nike workers

    ew, the tip looks too thin

    Glock 3000, TRIPLE KILL THREAT! Big, long, and WHITE

    DIPSHIT ON ALT

    my glock is better trust

    IMPOSSIBLE

    Mine is better

    I HAVE TWO OF THEM

    Admit it, my Glock is bigget

    WE GOT A WINNER

    Ethan I think Eli won

    IMPOSSIBLE

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    Nuh uh mine is better

    Ethan ima make u a pfp and u have to use it since u lost the bet k? Cool

    It’s not gay I swear

    A or B

    Gotta choos 1

    Actually here

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    Actually wait I gotta add something

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    https://babylonbee.com/news/report-youve-gone-weeks-without-having-the-1-877-kars-4-kids-jingle-stuck-in-your-head-great-job-keep-it-up

    Anonymous

    https://babylonbee.com/news/report-youve-gone-weeks-without-having-the-1-877-kars-4-kids-jingle-stuck-in-your-head-great-job-keep-it-up

    That song sucks

    Kristianβ€½

    im so hungy

    Me too, I forgot to eat breakfast

    Mafuyu Asahina

    whats up

    Wsg

    Anonymous

    yeah

    anfsdnfjiadngijndgi

    Anonymous

    hi cupcake

    hi cosmo hru

    its like that but im soft and my d is stuck to my sack and my sad is stuck to my thights

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    BUT U CAN TELL UR PACKIN WHEN UR NOT BONED

    Why do you guys talk about these things...

    Kristianβ€½

    bro one time i jerked off with my friend

    Why did you do that?

    Kristianβ€½

    because

    i mean I do not have a dick but I wish I did

    Cupツ

    what going on here ?

    I have zero idea

    its not just a feminine urge

    Anonymous

    I have zero idea

    oh

    Kristianβ€½

    i dont know where the colored site is

    πŸ’€

    Mafuyu Asahina

    i mean I do not have a dick but I wish I did

    hi miku

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    woman?

    those are real?

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    like ur not a guy bru

    Bruh I'm a dude, I just don't talk about the things I do *cough* sexually online

    Mafuyu Asahina

    NOT THE TAMPON

    its an offering to you

    Im the only girl here rn ....unless someone is lying

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    cool ur one of dem transies

    Naw I'm a dude'

    Anonymous

    Bro I'm not a girl V

    anit you a boy

    Anonymous

    Naw I'm a dude'

    can confirm

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    can confirm?

    She means we've been on call together and she knows what I look like πŸ’€

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    ingenious slid dickpicks too Leo?

    Uh no

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    me

    what class?

    Mafuyu Asahina

    soooo who here is also in class rn

    Me

    Anonymous

    im in school rn

    same im working on a essay

    Mafuyu Asahina

    same im working on a essay

    I have to write a 20-page report for English class and it's due tommorow and I've only written ten pages, I'm gonna kill myself πŸ’€

    Anonymous

    I have to write a 20-page report for English class and it's due tommorow and I've only written ten pages, I'm gonna kill myself πŸ’€

    20 pages?

    Anonymous

    I have to write a 20-page report for English class and it's due tommorow and I've only written ten pages, I'm gonna kill myself πŸ’€

    .....oh shit

    Mafuyu Asahina

    ngl who has twitter

    I have it but I don't use it

    Anonymous

    chatgpt it

    i don't really believe in chatgpting papers, but this is a last case scenario

    Anonymous

    20 pages?

    I'm in this crazy AP class

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    Hi cosmo

    Wsg Madi

    Anonymous

    I'm in this crazy AP class

    my school is beyond advanced. yet we have almost no homework

    Mafuyu Asahina

    half of my fyp is gore.... :X

    I accidentally landed myself on self-harm twitter pages on a dare

    IT WAS SO INSANE πŸ’€

    Mafuyu Asahina

    I saw a beheading of a child on x

    twitter is... very messed up

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    ive seen cp.

    I've seen it too accidentally

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    HI INGENIOUS

    Hello

    the amount of people getting stabbed to death is crazy

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    HOW ARE THOSE BROKEN LEGS

    They're better

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    y'all know what live leak is?

    ...Maybe

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    y'all know what live leak is?

    was that the one were the person took a ak and like a whole building of people down

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    yep. imagine worse shit found on da dark web and shit

    A teacher from my school was found with one terabyte (if I remember correctly) of cp

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    mind if i break em again

    Why?

    Do you know that Russian concert that was shot up? I saw the after effects.

    Mafuyu Asahina

    Do you know that Russian concert that was shot up? I saw the after effects.

    How

    Anonymous

    How

    there were bodies everywhere and people were dragging them to safety

    Mafuyu Asahina

    there were bodies everywhere and people were dragging them to safety

    Oh damn

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    heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyykysyyyyyyyyy

    π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

    cosmo posting about you taking a shit on the bus is fucking weird

    that was kind of the point

    Thoughtless

    cosmo, stop fucking ur dog pls

    hey, i only fucked them in a dream

    Hello!

    DUDE WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SAY HI WHEN WE ARE NEXT TO EACHOTHER

    BUT HI

    Perc

    DUDE WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SAY HI WHEN WE ARE NEXT TO EACHOTHER

    that pfp is gay

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    Thoughtless

    that pfp is gay

    It's actually a straight relationship fanart

    I can make it gay if you want

    Perc

    It's actually a straight relationship fanart

    wutever

    π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

    percy jackson is mid

    LIKE YOU

    β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž

    Thoughtless

    GAY

    LIKE YOU

    Comment deleted by π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

    β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž β€Ž

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    PERCYYYYY

    MADIIIIIIII HRU

    IM GOODDDDDD

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    Comment deleted

    Madi u here?

    Comment deleted

    Who's this

    shimmy yay, shimmy yay, shimmy ya drake shalalala

    Opalll wsg

    π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

    perc istg i know what ur about to say

    I won't I won't

    π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

    have yall noticed that jake hasnt been on wje in days thats kind of creepy

    Oooh abt that

    lmaoooo

    hi cosmo!

    Waggish Iguana