A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
what pokemon is from the avengers? throh
Yo mama so fat that the avengers team had to snap five times and say oh my God
i was watching avengers i i thought i saw a grape but it was just thanos
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game... oh wait he cant
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the avengers turn up without tony stark? "We are in the endgame now"
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP....
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Cause half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.