Ass hole jokes

I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.

Why are gay dudes so rude?

Because they're fucking assholes.

What did the dick say to the asshole?

You need another dick.

What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?

If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.

The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."

The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."

What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?

If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!