Yo Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY
BlessedBrian, your secrets are safe with ME... because I wasn’t LISTENING when you told them
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them
If laughter is contagious, Kris’s jokes are IMMUNITY
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard? - so they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
A kid asks trump: Kid: 'where are the confidential files?' Trump: 'there they are bud!'
what does math and me on p-hub have in common
they are both hard
