Are jokes
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
"Prince, where are you?"
You are family.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Memes
All then are bad.
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.