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Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?

The seventh door.

Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.

Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”

Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”

Boy: “Yeah, why?”

Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can’t find their way home.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

You are emo.

Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.

Roses are red, that much is true.

But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!

Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.

Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.

There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

Orphan: Where are my parents?

God: New York City.

Orphan: But they used to live in China.

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.