Are jokes
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Memes
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*