Are jokes
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Memes
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Hi, how are you?
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
If youβre ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.