Are jokes

Why are wives also called a housekeeper?

Because after the divorce, they keep the house.

I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.

This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.

All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?

Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.

Orphan: Realizes.

A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"

A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.

Which one hits the ground first?

The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.

Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.

If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.

What do you do when you're bored?

I beat up orphans.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.

America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.

When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?

Genie: What are your 3 wishes?

Me: Make every word 4 letters long.

Geni: Wish Gran.

Me: Make every word start with "br".

Genie: Brsh Bran.

Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".

Bruh: Bruh bruh.

Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.

Bruh: Bruh bruh.

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.

Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.

Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.