Are jokes
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Memes
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.