Archeology Jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?

In hope to find a mummy.

Pterodactyl

Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?

Random person: I don't know.

No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!

Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?

Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!

Ruin

We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!