Archeology jokes

Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?

In hope to find a mummy.

Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.

What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?

A blast from the past!

Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?

Random person: I don't know.

No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!

Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.

What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?

A fossil.

Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?

Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!

What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.

We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!

What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.