Archeology jokes
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.