Archeology jokes
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.