Archeology jokes
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.