Boi you can't be talking because it someone punched you in the face you will be the one to apologize
Mom: I apologize Sam for being so mean to you <3
Sam: Thank you mother for your apology.
Mom: jk
if you.....- take a ccap of a bottle isit decapitaition soryr guys i tre i te i tried harder this tie i ll try again sorry i cant delteeete things
Your brith certificate is like a apology from the condom factory...
Why did the orphan cross the road? To find his family Sorry
babe it's over
AFTER ALL I DONE FOR YOU WOW I CHEATED ON YOU WITH YOUR SISTER ANYWAY
I meant the movie...
I ran over neighbors cat last night and I just want to say... THAT THING WAS FAST! I had run a red light to get it!
Your Birth Certificate is an apology from the Condom factory
I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman “ your an ugly bitch”. The mother grabs her son, and says “ I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.
What did the canadian say when a guy shot his bever ?. It is ok i forgive you.
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says "Sorry, It was an axe-cident!"
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big meowth shut.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Why did the Canadian cross the road? To say sorry to the other side.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
