Antarctica

Antarctica Jokes

People

Pickup line for gay people:

Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.

Explorer

Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search,” as they would say.

By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.

I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.

During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.

Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.

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  • Penguin

    Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?

    Because they don’t have pockets. I’m

    Mama

    Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣

    Penguin

    There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.

    Ice

    In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.

    Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.