Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves
How does a penguin build a house? **Igloos it together.**
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search,” as they would say.
By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.
I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.
During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.
Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
I like penguins.
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
Friends are like penguins.
If you stab a penguin, they die.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
