Animal behavior

Animal Behavior Jokes

Dog

How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?

Pick it up and suck its dick.

Teenager

Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.

Dog

I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.

Stoner

Why did the stoner cross the road?

He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.

Bear

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

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  • Kilt

    Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

    Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.

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