American jokes

What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.

9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

Why are Americans so bad at Chess?

They're missing two towers.